Patrice Wilson has been in love with Mike Tucker since. well, forever. Mike has done his best to shake her adoration, but she still loves him. No matter how much of an ass he acts around her. The straw that broke the camels back, however, was when he publicly repudiated her on valentines while wheeling in a cake she made especially for him at a party she catered for herself. Mortified, she decides to put asid