Twisted Sisters's Aspen Brooks can't catch a break-even during spring break . . .

Aspen Brooks trades in sand between her toes for shopping on The Strip when she agrees to go to Las Vegas for spring break with her boyfriend, Rand, her bff, Angel, and Angel's bf, Lucas. Their hotel is hosting the Miss Teen Queen Pageant and surgically enhanced beauty contestants are everywhere. But when Miss Illinois goes AWOL, it's up to Aspen to represent her home state and find out what's really going on. Even if it means putting down the suntan lotion and ignoring Angel's meltdown over breaking up with Lucas . . .

At first it felt good to be wanted by the Zeta sisters. After a senior year that involved slashed tires and kidnapping, I thought, Aspen Brooks, how can it get any worse? I swear on my Juicy Couture, it can. It seemed like the pinch-me-I'm-dreaming deal of the decade-Detective Harry Malone paying my tuition (after Mom blew my college fund on her shopping addiction), I got into the most famous sorority on campus. And my hottie bf Rand is at the same school! Then it got creepy... Joining the Zetas wasn't just a social stepping stone for me, though. Harry's niece, Mitzi, was a member, and she's disappeared-he suspects foul play. Judging by some of the secrets my sisters hide beneath their cotton-candy pink exteriors, I have to agree, and I want to find out the real scoop. Meanwhile, I'm not seeing much of Rand...but I'm seeing way too much of his rich roommate, who's fallen hopelessly and psychotically in love with me. Not everyone appreciates my fabulous presence, though. Even some people who call themselves my 'sisters' could be out to make me disappear just like Mitzi...